Here at MFL we’re into the height of holiday revelry, and assuming most of you are, too. This isn’t a good time for long-winded treatises (unless you need help getting to sleep — if that’s so, visit the article page at Metaphors For Life to print out some draughtier reading material). It is, however, [...]

When I was in fifth grade, I lived in terror of a 6th grade boy named Joey Pritchard. I wasn’t alone — most of the other students in my class were afraid of Joey Pritchard too. Joey was 13, having been held back in 2nd grade (back in the early seventies, when it was still
considered [...]

Nope, it’s not a scoop on the content on Dubya’s big speech come January. In fact, it has nothing to do with our re-elected president or allegations of electoral fraud or new cabinet posts or anything like that.
It’s just me, soon to be us here at M4L getting our new blog off the ground. Blogger.com [...]