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		<title>How to spot a Death Panel when it comes for you &#124; Analysis &amp; Opinion &#124; Reuters</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[*laughing uproariously* Of all the over-amped rhetoric on a bill that should simply have been a legislative act of compassion, this was a breath of fresh air. How to spot a Death Panel when it comes for you &#124; Analysis &#038; Opinion &#124; Reuters.]]></description>
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		<title>On a More Recently Funny Note&#8230;</title>
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		<title>Blaming the Devil</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2007 17:21:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Or, how in the Mauldin case, there&#8217;s actually more than enough blame to go around. I read this article on the Joshua Mauldin case this morning and was dumbfounded. Not because this stuff doesn&#8217;t happen all the time &#8212; it does, unfortunately. Not because I didn&#8217;t believe any of it could happen &#8212; of course [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mystery of the Rosslyn Motet Finally Revealed</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2007 00:46:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently, [tag]Dan Brown[/tag] and his [tag]Da Vinci Code[/tag] are no longer the last word in the encrypted secrets alleged to be in [tag]Rosslyn Chapel[/tag]. Rosslyn Chapel holds a musical mystery in its [tag]architecture[/tag] and design. At one end of the chapel, on the ceiling are 4 cross-sections of arches containing elaborate symbolic designs on each [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Signs of the Times</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Dec 2006 19:45:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know how intense the clash of disparately evolved cultures and societies is getting when you can see it by simply loading a webpage. As I loaded my [tag]Google[/tag] homepage this morning I first saw this: Cleric&#8217;s 2nd wife sparks polygamy debate. The article discusses the reaction in Indonesia of a [tag]televangelist[/tag]-style [tag]Islamic[/tag] cleric (yes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Vision to Grow By</title>
		<link>http://metaphorsforlife.com/2006/10/11/a-vision-to-grow-by/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Oct 2006 23:19:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I still have no real idea where this thing is going. But let&#8217;s start off the new look by quoting a passage out of Rob Brezsny&#8217;s Free Will Astrology newsletter: &#8220;&#8216;Heterosexual,&#8217; &#8216;bisexual,&#8217; &#8216;lesbian,&#8217; and &#8216;gender queer&#8217; are not terms I use to describe myself. They&#8217;re too limiting, like every other name and role I&#8217;ve had [...]]]></description>
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